MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!I reblog this every time I see it
(via robinbrucethetheatrebum)
What if you found out ya man had a tumblr
and you been posting pictures of half ass naked men
saying you’d fuck em
and he been watching you all along
um I would think he was grown enough to understand that he isn’t the only person that is attractive to me. Because what kind of delusional motherfucker really believes that because we say we’re a couple everyone else disappears? No one I’d date.
(via kasice)
praise to the most high.
I would just get up and go home. There is no way I could stay myself after that. You get transformed into a crazy bitch instantly, I bet.
(Source: bigandlong)